Billy Bob's Big Red Heffer.

On the north side of town--just follow the smoke until you get to the giant burning manure pile, take a quick left, and then drive until you get to the house that doesn't have a flagpole with a big red "N" flag (you'll pass a few hundred in a row that do first). Take a right, and it's at the corner of Osbourne Way and lil Red Dr.

They use top of the line steroids for their beef at Billy Bob's, the same ones used by the Husker o-line and Cheerleader squad...sure to put hair on your chest!